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wMonday, August 11, 2003


Soggy Bodies, Crazy Fools, and Dirty Girls

what a weekend.

really.

over the course of two days, i've had about 7 different pairs of hands on my butt, 3 of them girls ( oh my ! ). Haha

ok, driving 130 miles to San Diego is not a bad drive at all...even in traffic...and even if its 103 degrees outside. The way its bad is, if you are going in a car that doesnt have air conditioning.

A 4 hour drive to daygo in THAT heat with no air-conditioning makes for some very grumpy,soggy bodies. Literally.

but it was so worth it. =)

jennay is one crazy fool. Haha...i used to think being somebody's "very best friend" was an esteemed title, and made you very special. She taught me that its not. Heh...for when she is drunk, not only does everybody have last names attatched to their firsts, but they are all esteemed " very best friends". Oh, and yui and i? we are not her very best friends. Rather, we are not even cool. Why? Because we are on fire, thats why. ( her words ey). Jennay got married to Ray in one night. =) Hahaha....good times good times.

if you can drink, and sake-bomb, and listen to korean music in the morn, thats enough for jen to love you for life. Oh yeah, and if you have a nice car and buy her a Louis Vitton bag. I guess i'm not eligible for jen's love for life. =(Hah...jen's crazy too. =) <333

alize has a potty mouth when drunk. You never would think it, cuz she seems so innocent and all. But when drunk, every other word is fuck. Fuck and shit. Haha...innarestin.

now yui. Yui really does need to come with a leash. The new rule created over the weekend: Do not go to dirty club in Tijuana and become distracted by charming but horny Tom Cruise look-a-like Irishman who buys you a rose while other friends are on the dance floor, because she will slink away to get yet another drink from the endless drink bar, only to be found hours later sitting alone at a table falling asleep and getting an anonymous lap dance from some ugly fat guy. Hahahaha.....yui's hardcore. I make her wet at restaurants....literally. lol. I love my yui. She's such a sport. =)

Now clubbing in Tijuana was nothing like i expected. But then again, i dont know why i expected that it would be decent. To me, it was dirty, in every sense of the word. I felt like i was in one of those "Girl's gone Wild" video tapings. People were dancing up on the second floor wearing really short skirts, and a couple of them weren't wearing underwear. Hmm. The DJ asked the girls to show their titties, they did. For the few minutes i was dancing, i saw some girl getting fingered in the corner. Then, when i was thoroughly disgusted, i made my way across the dance floor, only to be grabbed by about 8 different hands on the way out. I found a seat outside, and took in about 10 years worth of all the second hand smoke it'll take to kill me slowly and painfully...while i witnessed some girl stroking some guy she just met in the corner of the room. Some drunk Irishman took up conversation with me, but i didnt want to him to get the wrong idea, so i was sure to tell him i was taken. He didnt seem to mind though, because he kept talking to me. So i was astounded by his respect for me, and he made for interesting conversation to pass the time. ( alice, the party animal, just didnt want to leave) I was disappointed to have been so wrong about him though, cuz when we went to go get drinks for his friends and for jen, he felt me up on the dance floor while we squeezed past all the dirty dancers...oh and his friend? Married jennay that night. Haha

yeah. Like i said, dirty in every sense of the word.

its still an experience nevertheless, and i'm glad i went. =) although, i dont think i'll be going back anytime in the near future....like...ever. Hah. Maybe. We'll see.

drinking makes me nauseous. I dont feel well when i drink...and i didnt even drink that much.It also makes me very horny. Nauseous and horny makes for a very bad combination while under the influence. Therefore, i dont think i will be drinking again any time soon.

i dont really care if that makes me a square. I'd rather be square and know what i'm doing than be fun and reckless. Cuz thats probly how i'll be.

Its good to be home. My mom is the best. I really missed her. =) She's so cute, cuz she bought me these really nice bed sheets and nice room stuffs, but she got all teary eyed when she gave it to me. =*) i love mom. My mom rocks.

all in all, a crazy, very dirty, fun,educational, memorable weekend.
i'll post pictures later. =)




posted by Laura at 10:22 PM