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wThursday, August 07, 2003


The Magic Elven Potholefillers

an extra little P.S. to keep myself from studying even longer. There was a pothole on Vanalden that i kept running over and forgetting about and running over again...its like, right when you turn you see it but dont have enough time to turn away from it so you just shut your eyes and drive over it, and its unpleasant, but not horrifying enough to cause you to remember it till the next day for whence you turn again and see it just in time to not be able to turn away and hit it again.

so i got tired of that, and called it in.

and like magic, it was fixed !!! =) !!! within 24 hours !!

the gvt employs magic elven pothole fillers. One day, i shall like to make a pothole and call it in and wait around by it and see how they do it, or when they do it. I'll have a little pothole discovery party. =)

ok fine i'll go study.


posted by Laura at 10:39 PM


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Yui's making me her B*tch

argh, i should be studying for my final =( but the task at hand is so huge i dont even want to get started. Heh. I went to go study with Yui, but yeah. Like that would ever happen. We were too busy having sex.( see below)

so yui is whisking me off on a weekend escapade down south past the border. How romantic =). She however, put limitations on my dress attire. Yes, she's got me whipped. She forbade the red dress, deeming it too sexy for the perverts in TJ. So i shall unsexify the clothes, just for her, oh and that guy named... whats his name? ah, matt ( just kidding!! haha) haha..

yui and i have been having a lot of sex lately ( you know, connecting on a deeper level and all) its been great. =) She even came to school with some ready-made sex and called me out to her just to deliver it to me. I feel so extra spiffy special because she made it just for me ( btw, its a CD i'm talking about. Yeah, depeche mode is pretty awesome...thank you thank you, i love it very much so ) This is her favorite song, and soon to become one of my favorites as well. Somebody - Depeche Mode
I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When i want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who'll help me see things
In a different light
All the things i detest
I will almost like
I don't want to be tied
To anyone's strings
I'm carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when i'm asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I'll get away with it


isnt it so lovely? =) yui's aussie pelican says he wants to be that somebody.
music is so inspiring sometimes, i dont see how i could live without it.


posted by Laura at 10:03 PM


wTuesday, August 05, 2003


Life in the Slow Lane

in all walks of life.....its a good rule of thumb to slow down once in a while, though at times, its very difficult. Life is so fast, and it'll take you by storm.

(* ahem *yui, this is my subtle, philosophical sounding bloggstamp reminder of our little pinky promise outside your house tonight)


Muhahaha ! if yui doesnt keep her promises, i will be the proud owner of her two little pinkies....not that i want them, cuz i want her to keep them to keep the promises, you get all that? i'm just showing off that she promised away her pinkies like her soul is mine. =)

life in the slow lane. *sigh*

it has taught me many meaningful things...

like how freakishly difficult it is to maintain speed at only 35 miles per hour. haha..just kidding. I already violated the promise to myself. =( Bad llama bad llama.

i've developed a sort of addiction for photographing clouds. Its to the point where i'm at a traffic stop and i'll just bust out my camera and snap photos. The surrounding cars must think i'm nuts. I just love the play of light and shadow and ray's of sun.....its such a beautiful background to such ordinary,such everyday things like cable lines or traffic lights. I think its an addiction because i sort of get this melancholy thought like " i'll never ever see a cloud thats just like that one ever again"...and so i want to take a photo of em and imprint them forever. Heh. I'm a weirdo.

Today is my brother's birthday. He is 25, what a moldy. =) Its kind of odd though, because when he left for college, i was only 12, so it was at that stage where i hated him. Now, he's a pretty cool guy. I called him and sang the most annoying happy birthday song ever, and then we ended up talking for about 2 hours. It's weird thinking that the guy who made me cry morning noon and night, told me i was Hawaiian because i was so dark and that mom and pops picked me up in a dumpster in Hawaii, and always stole my stuff would turn out to be a pretty great brother. So happy birthday, perry. =)



posted by Laura at 11:45 PM


wMonday, August 04, 2003


Knock on Wood

i fricken fracken jinxed myself last week when i thought to myself, " gee, its so hard to drive slowly, its a wonder i never got a ticket".

i didnt knock on wood.

look what happened. =(

dont underestimate the power of the wood.

=*(

i hate that the cop was sooo nice about it, too. =( i wished he coulda just been an asshole so i could hate him, since he was still giving me the ticket anyway. The fact that he was so nice makes me feel like he was sniggering at me. =P dirty cop. Hasn't he got anything better to do?

boo.

anywho, today was a good day, besides that. Played with pickle face, monkeyman and my fatty at the dog park. =) twas very much fun.


yay yay yay !! i gots an apt in san diego...at La Scala. Oh do come visit . =) its so fun cuz i gots a new address and a new phone number and a new spiffy email address that makes me seem really smart cuz its got a blahblah.@ucsd.edu at the end of it. =)

ok shower time, doggy drool does not smell good.

byeee !

p.s. big bad voodoo daddy is playing at the Ventura County fair tomoro night...=( boo for me who has evil caretaker who does not let me out of the cell...err...room.

heh, gotta find a way around it. =) !


posted by Laura at 9:50 PM