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wThursday, July 31, 2003


Toasted Muffin

wwaAh...i was playing and jumping and diving and canon-balling and wannabe synchronized swimming and splashing and whale-talking in the pool... and then i just fell asleep in the pool on the floatee thingy.

I feel like a piece of white bread flash-zapped in the toaster to a dark golden brown.

i feel like putting peanut butter on my tummy. With banana's.

my eyes look like little beady chocolate chips on a cookie. A well baked cookie.

thanks be to babycakes...=) he got me the 5th harry potter book cuz i am unable to buy things for myself. Wasnt that sweet? *sigh*

*MmMuah* babycakes....<3333 you fatty. =)<33


posted by Laura at 4:06 PM


wWednesday, July 30, 2003


Funky Taco's, non-existent hugs, and my Driving Karma


i smell like spicy korean barbeque'd pork butt. I was cooking at the other half's. =)

when we said goodbye, she said she didnt want to hug me because my big fatty boobies get in the way.

so no hug? =*( boo.

In addition to Yui's expensive car = asshole driver note. The right/left blinking signal is the one you turn on when youre about to slow down because youre going to turn. Meaning to say, you should turn it on, BEFORE you start slowing down. Turning it on after slamming a hard punch into your brakes to make a turn does NOTHING, i repeat, NOTHING to notify those you were supposed to notify. Why? Because you should have turned on the signal BEFORE you stepped on your brakes. If youre going to turn it on AFTER you've slammed on your brakes, please, save yourself the trouble. I'm already miffed at you anyway.

while driving home, i feel as though i've come very close to the end of my life, twice. So from now on, i think i must adopt a zen-like inner peace before i hop behind the wheel. That way, even if there are stupid drivers that come close to taking my life, i can simply accept the fact that one day, from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward. ( =) !! where's that from? ) hehehe

i think i've had a mild case of food poisoning the past couple days. I dont feel well.

that'll teach me to eat taco's with babycakes at the little cart. Those were some funky tacos.

i havent paid my verizon bill for almost 3 months now, but it still works handy dandy. =) i wonder how long i could hold it out for. I have no money to pay it, because i lent all the money to my brother instead, so HE could pay his phone bill, cuz they turned it off within a week since he didnt pay his bill. =( no money for me = boo hoo.

i miss loodia. the little booger kinda grew on me.

i have lots of stuff to do today. =( boo for adult responsibilities.

i'd give my right booby to be able to play like i was a kid and jump on the bed for two hours and not have to care about anything, to be able to put dishwasher soap in a tub and blow bubbles in the yard all day, to take out them crayola's and color everything like there was no tomoro, to spin around in circles until you were so dizzy you fell down, to play cops and robbers, to talk to yourself and not be thought of as weird because you were a kid with a lively imagination, to spend each day and night in the pool and eating ddukbokki, and not have to worry about school and money and bills and working and responsibilities and family, i'd give my right booby i would.

i really would.

*sigh*

growing up makes me sad.







posted by Laura at 9:16 PM


wMonday, July 28, 2003


Some things learned over the weekend :

1) spontaneous trips out of the city with jealous boyfriend =) who buys you yummy dinner at spontaneous mexican restaurant = priceless

2) trying to restrain buying little things you know they'd like here and there for those you love is like trying to hold back a waterfall with a papercup.

3) "excuse me, miss, what's your name?" is a surprisingly notable pick-up line when delivered correctly.

4) frappuccino's are always yummier when shared with someone who knows you like the back of her hand.

5) the other half will always be the other half all throughout life.

6) i'm going to miss the other half very very much =( who's going to be my suspicious jealous boyfriend?

7) heh...the other half will meet the man she'll marry at UK-LAH =) no more of this silly namby pamby annoying non-relationship.

8) we shall have monthly traditions at Rincome and in our back yard making wol-nam ssam together so we dont miss eachother too much.

9) communication is key. extremely key.

10) being able to talk to somebody who doesnt answer your every question with a question is extremely gratifying and opens doors to deeper relationships.

11) being able to talk to somebody who wants to talk about it, who is willing to talk to you when necessary is so much more favorable.

12) spending sleepless nights talking to babycakes all night = lovely.

13) going to Carl's Jr at 3 in the morning with babycakes because we were hungry = very fun.

14) you cannot walk up to a drive thru. Its for safety reasons. Therefore, if you would like some Carl's Jr at 3 in the morning, an automobile is required.

15) do not crawl into babycake's arms if the alarm clock is about to go off because he will clobber you in the face in an effort to press the snooze button just one more time.

16) calling boyfriend who has not a cellphone so calling roommate of boyfriend who does have cellphone only to hear that he is applying honey all over boyfriend and is preparing to lick it off is shockingly entertaining...and upsetting. haha

17) that shirt that is just a kick back shirt looks really good. =)

18) its cuz its on a good clothes-hanger. =)

19) meaning to say, if it was on any other clothes-hanger, it would look like an ordinary shirt.

20) =)

21) freaking out the girl at jamba juice cuz you have a snake wrapped around your neck is enough for her to go get the manager who was also freaked out by the snake but tried not to show it cuz he wanted to be a "manly man". heh

22) jamba juice and a small walk at a weird little park with a creek and canyons could always be fun when its with babycakes.

23) same with walking into a huge hole and nearly spraining your ankle.

24) so we've got the fiery klutz and the watery dork. my, what a combination.

25) an incontrollable, perfectly human, biological impulse is quite entertaining when it sneaks up on babycakes and we have to move across the room.

26) a squeeze for the road is not a nice way to say goodbye.

27) yay for babycakes for he is so 'sponsible.

28) i'm hungry, so now i'm gonna eat. =)


posted by Laura at 10:32 AM