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          |  |  | wWednesday, July 23, 2003 |  |   
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 Procrastination masturbation
 
 you know how when you have to do something you really dont want to do, you keep yourself busy with whatever, no matter how utterly pointless it is, just so that you feel busy and therefore provides an excuse to not do what youre supposed to do that you dont want to?
 
 such is the next blogg.
 in place of stinkin homework. =P heh.
 yes, this survey thingy has infected so many bloggs, and it finally infected mine. =)
 
 last car ride: the one i drove from the curb of my house into my driveway to washy wash
 last library book checked out: High Fidelity by Nick Hornby and The Mysterious Stranger - Mark Twain
 last movie seen: Charlies Angel's Full Throttle
 last book read: The Vagina Monologues - Eve Ensler
 last cuss word(s): fricken fracken
 last beverage drank:strawberry lemonade...=)*
 last food consumed: 2 fresh white peaches....*ohhhh* its orgasmic =)
 last crush: my babycakes
 last phone call: my babycakes...till we started falling asleep...heh =)
 last band listened to: Royal Crown Revue
 last tv show watched: Jackie Chan Adventures.. !! yay !!
 last time showered: right before i wrote this
 last shoes worn: Roxy sandals...that leave a white stripe on my otherwise blindingly tan feet
 last item bought: super spiffy DVD to wrap in newspaper and put in box and wrap in newspaper to put in a bigger box wrapped in newspaper and left in an undisclosed location at babycake's apartment with only a bajillion little post-it clues all over apartment that leads to location of super spiffy DVD =)
 last downloaded: Brian Mcknight's Ribbon in the Sky tribute to my favorite, Stevie Wonder
 last annoyance: my punctuation mark that comes at ends of sentences
 last soda drank:a snapple apple that cost friggen 3 dollars cuz i was deathly thirsty and the machine held onto my kiwi tea and there was no crazy hero to run into the machine for me =(
 last word spoken: wow
 last sleep: at 1 on my fav couch....i'm a morning person, i'm a night person, just not a midday person
 last im: Munchi B's..haha
 last sexual fantasy: ^_~* i'm so bad, i have to be punished.
 last ice cream eaten: strawberry ice cream with whip cream at babycakes'
 last time amused: hearing babycake's whitewater rafting family fun long car trip farting story.
 last time wanting to die: learning that loving and trusting my father gets harder and harder to the point of nonexistence every time he hurts me
 last time in love: yesterday when he kissed me goodbye...a bajillion times...=)
 last lipstick used: victoria's secret #143 ipanema sand <~ they sure are creative with their names
 last underwear worn: victoria's secret low rider underoo's
 last bra worn: victoria's secret ultimate comfort support bra
 last shirt worn: my Sonzone shirt that i cut a little triangle in so that my boobies would fit.. but then i tore it open yesterday while yelling like a maniac cuz i wanted to be like Hulk Hogan. =) twas fun ! but now, shirt is not wearable. =( oh well.
 
 i guess i'll go do my homework......
 
 tomoro morning . =) !!!hehehe....bye !
 
 
 
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           Laura at 10:56 PM
 
 
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          |  |  | wTuesday, July 22, 2003 |  |   
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 i have come to the conclusion that my mother's absolute inability to understand how time really does fly when youre having fun serves as concrete proof that the minute after my mother was born, she did not have any period of adolescent fun whatsoever and instantaneously became a grumpy old woman.
 
 heh, i love my mom, but sometimes, she just doesn't understand.
 
 anywho, i enrolled in my classes. =) i was like, " wow, i'm taking so many Soc classes". Then the guy sitting next to me goes, " well duh, youre a soc major"
 
 oh yeah. Heh.
 
 so i'm taking Soc 1 - The study of Sociology
 Soc 166 - The sociology of Knowledge
 Soc 120S - Cinema of Gender and Sexuality ( the sex part makes it sound a lot more fun =)
 and Music 126 - Blues, an Oral Tradition ( the "oral" part makes it sound a lot more fun...hah ! just kidding)
 
 i wanted to take Jazz improv, but it wouldnt let me. =( They have so many cool music classes that make me go OoOh !! and then it says, open to music majors only....poo.
 
 ok this link is the most hilarious thing ever. well, not maybe the most hilarious thing. But its pretty funny. Type your blogspot or xanga page into it....and then read =) fun fun !!
 
 www.asksnoop.com
 
 goodniteeeeee
 
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           Laura at 10:30 PM
 
 
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