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wThursday, July 10, 2003


A new thing everyday

today this chinese guy named Jin Wong asked me to help him find the business office. But when he started talking to me, he had an Australian accent.

weird.

so i thought maybe, it was a heavy chinese accent that was distorted in some way, and that i needed to wake up some more.

but no, it was a definite Australian accent. =) i was right. He grew up in Ausseyland ...heh....cool.

while i was lounging in the pool today, i thought, the people who make the famed Bathroom readers, filled with all sorts of nonsensical fun information should make a Pool Lounging reader, and make it out of cool waterproof sheets of ....non-paper. That would just make my day.

or mebe i should entrepreneur-ialize myself and make one myself, and market it and become a billionaire....so that one day i might establish my very own foundation...yes yes, you've heard of it, the Laura-is-cool-please-be-cool-like-her-Foundation for those who are cool-impaired, the one i could also establish with my Head-Bonk-Magic system. =)

yeah yeah, dork.


posted by Laura at 4:56 PM


wMonday, July 07, 2003


DDOH !!!

whoever came up with the notion of having school during the long, hot days of summer was a filchmonger.

School at 8 in the morning? not yummy, but doable.

having to leave 30 minutes earlier than normal to get through rush hour traffic? not fun, but manageable.

class that is in the wee hours of the morning being a stupid pointless class? not quite understandable.

class that is in the wee hours of the morning, is stupid and pointless, AND is a class you already took in high school but have to take it again? really not quite understandable.

class that is in the wee hours of the morning, is stupid and pointless, and all stuff you already know? bOOO !!!

AND ! having to pay 80 dollars for the stupid book is a tremendous bummer.

*sigh* it all seems manageable....just get up and sit through the class, pass the tests...

but NO !! she has to be one of those annoying teachers who gives every practice problem in the book as homework...ANDDDDDD COLLECT IT !!! AS 30 % OF FINAL GRADE?!!BOOOO !!!!!!!

homework is so retarded. I never understood why it has to be collected.

if you know how to do it, why on EARTH do you have to be responsible for all the homework? its absurd.

anywho, saw jen-face today. She's as skinny as a twig. What happened. =) it was fun. She said i was a lucky bitch. She said i was always a lucky bitch. but i'm not lucky...i would think i deserve it after all that, dont i?

boo, i havent seen matt for two days now. =(

he asked me to come over.

i cant because i have stupid homework.

he said ok but i HAVE to come over tomoro cuz he cant stand for more than a day more without seeing me.

i called him a dork.

awwww, but what a great dork. =) *sigh*

heh...he left his keys at work again, what a dork.
and then, he didnt call me cuz he called me last time and he didnt want me to think he was a dork. HAH !!! WHAT A BIG DORK !!

little does he know that when he called ED instead, ED called me and asked me about his keys !! HAH !!!

ok, thats not really funny to you guys, but it was to me.

LAST NIGHT WAS SO FUN ! i went to go watch the northridge singers ( Goo peter !! you rock ! ) at Encino Presbyterian Church.

wow, these people can sing. It was amazing.I had chilly goosebumps.

afterwards, i went out to ice cream with peter ed shad and jason.....and somewhere along the conversation, i became very aware of the fact that i had breasts.

haha.

i'm making a mister pottery class so no more nagging. =)
( if you dont know, watch my big fat greek wedding)

heh...*sigh* first day of school and already i havent done my homework =(.

i'm taking advantage of the no homework collecting for the first couple days cuz no book even though i have my book =)

time to talk to sweetcheeks..


posted by Laura at 9:37 PM


wSunday, July 06, 2003


Bosley !!

yay !! charlies angel's was so fun. =) cameron diaz has a nice bootay. Heh....gosh, it was so fun hanging out with yui again....its so tough hangin out with her cuz she always has to babysit ( gooooo san diego !! woohoo!!)

on the way out, we were walking to the side aisle cuz this car was following us. We figured they were waiting for our parking spot....but then as they drive by, this fat girl shouts " walk a little faster !#%(@*!"

yui and i's virgin ears were not prepared for her hostile profanity.

so we ran to the car and sobbed and cried our sorrows away, for our vulnerable souls were profoundly wounded by her verbal attack.

haha...yeah right !! we bitched and moaned about what a fat-ass she was and then off to matt's we went !

i went bonko's wondering if i wanted to go over tonight to drop off the food i had gotten for him earlier at porto's...thinking maybe it was too much, specially since i saw him just this morning.

yui said not to worry.

yui was right.

its hard getting used to it, but....relationships actually arent that hard at all.

i'm surprised at how easy it is.

its still gonna take a lot of getting used to.

so i dropped off the food and he kissed me goodbye...4 times....heh....yay 3 for the road is always better than one.

all in all it was a very very fun day. =)

* brrrrr, its cold in here ! must be some torro's in the atmosphere !* woohoo !!



posted by Laura at 12:02 AM