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wThe World is my Oyster |
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I've forgotten what it feels like to be normal.
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wThursday, January 16, 2003 |
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I had a Bloody Accident !
and no, not in the cute English cursing sort of way, but a real actual bloody accident. Fortunately for me, it didnt involve any amount of pain, unless sheer, inexplicable amounts of embarassment could account for pain.......for which then, i had a lot of pain too. Hmmm....by this time, some of the smart ones might be catching on.
WHY??? why are women made the way they are? I mean......we are supposed to be these lovely, feminine, clean wonderful things....and then once a month we get cursed by the evil blood doctor. Yikes...so mebe the worst thing in the world isnt stepping on something wet with your socks on, or getting a bloody nose in the shower....its probably being perpetually visited by the blood mobile, 12 times a year. And tampons? i mean.... who came up with this concept anyway? Sure they might be convenient, but the concept is pretty damn barbaric when you think of it....
*sigh* unfortunately for me, this incredibly embarassing accident occurred while out and about with the love of my life. FoRtunAteLy though, he was as great as ever, and didnt make me feel as bad as he could have. He even scolded me for biting off my thumbnail ( hey, i was really really embarassed...) In fact, he was as wonderful as he could be.....until it came the time to ....*ahem* clean his car....and he commented that he felt like O.J. Simpson. =/ aiyah......
anyway...i have so much other innarestin stuff to blogg about....but at the moment, my mind is drawing a blank. I'm listening to old songs....and that does that to me. =) its just because these songs transport me to another world.....and i'm happy. =)
The song of the day?
Harry Connick Jr. - She Belongs to Me.
( however, i shall change it to....HE belongs to me.....Muhahahah ! )
i met him, but i never thought he'd belong to me....
I just wanted someone i could sing to, who'd listen to every song.
I just wanted someone i could cling to, cling to all night long..
so i kissed him ! but i never thought he'd belong to me...
and when i felt his lips i skipped a heartbeat cuz i was so in love with this guy
Oh, and how many times does your heart meet the most beautiful boy in the world...
so i thought and thought about him, i just couldnt stop thinking about him...
and i died when he called me up and said that he couldnt stop thinking about me.
Hey, now he loves me, and i never thought he'd belong to me...
now girls are calling wanting to be girlfriends, but they are gonna have to answer to me
oh cuz i'm gonna tell all those toyfriends that he belongs to me....
( and here its really jazzy with the drums and the baboom baboom chk chk and then the piana solo.....sax.....baboom baboom...trumpet !!)
so i thought and i thought about him, i just couldnt stop thinking about him
and i died when he called and said, oh ( laura) i can't stop thinking about you either, baby !!
hehehehehehe =) well.....i think you'd enjoy it more if you actually heard it. Cuz its really jazzy ....=)
posted by
Laura at 11:26 AM
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wSunday, January 12, 2003 |
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The Skillful art of Womenspeak
Lately I've been doing a lot of reading during my 9 to 12 hours stays in the hospital everyday, 7 days a week. I feel so intelligent, and almost worthy of the frumpy glasses my mom says i wear to "look" smart....and that its too bad that i'm not as smart as i look. ( she's quite a meany sometimes...) haha....still, thats better than looking really dumb when youre actually really smart...like poor Cassandra's curse (<~ Greek mythology...an explanation of this on a previous blogg). hehe... Anywho, I am currently reading this book called Female Intelligence. Its so incredibly funny.... the female protagonist is a critically acclaimed highly sought linguist who specializes in teaching men the "skillful art of Womenspeak.....womenspeak being the should-be-adopted-by-men procedure to express and verbalize your emotions as a form of communication. Anywho, i just thought this one line in the book so far was soooo funny.....and it kinda goes along with my whole blogg i wrote about the future of technology for superficial reasons and reality blogg blogg. ( i decided to replace the word...err...the sound "blah" with "blogg" in my vocabulary, because i think it sounds more like what its saying. That didnt make much sense, but i'm sure you understand). hehe....so the funny line....she's talking about men and their unfortunately common cheating behavior....
" what was it with men anyway? Now that they had their Propecia and their Prozac and their Viagra and were, therefore, no longer bald, depressed, or impotent, they acted like idiots".
hahahaha......its like an ingeniously orchestrated acrimonious blow to the ever-trying male epitome of youth and virility. Sheer genius.
posted by
Laura at 10:20 PM
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