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wThe World is my Oyster |
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I've forgotten what it feels like to be normal.
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wMonday, November 18, 2002 |
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Bladders gone wild - The story of one pathetic peanut
so i'm really sad that i'm not one of those cool people that can go for hours and hours and hours without having to pee. I just cannot do it. (monchum can feel me on this part...oOh, feel...hehe) Anyways, i'm wondering if its a psychological thing more than a physical thing.....cuz i just watched Harry Potter after waiting 2 hours in line and 3 hours at the movie and i was fine. Its only when i get to school, class, homework, or anything else that i dont want to do that i just cannot stay away from the bathroom. I think i'd just rather be doing anything than what it is i'm doing, and hence the trips to the bathroom. And i'm amazed at how much water my body makes. Its like when i pee, i never recall ever drinking that much fluid....yet like magic !! i keep making more ! I remember on my birthday when, out of sheer boredom, monchum and i downed a bottle of crown royal together....and we went to the bathroom like....every 10 minutes, literally. Haha, and that place was like hell for monchum, the poor o.c.p. germophobe....what with the vomit and stuff. =P haha
anywho, and why is it, that when you gotta go to the bathroom like really really really really really really really bad, you cant just run to the bathroom? No no, your body has to do this weird convulsing thing, your legs twist up all around eachother and you just kind of stop....RiGhT in front of the bathroom.....and then you proceed to make these retarded little hops, inching your way to freedom...agggh....youre dying....and still, youre standing still with your legs all twisted around eachother.....hopping, wiggling, hoping to make it to the toilet in time? I tell you, the human body is amazing and all, but when i'm reminded of stuff like that, i think mebe the person who created me wasnt really paying all that much attention in physiology class. =(
posted by
Laura at 10:26 PM
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wSunday, November 17, 2002 |
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Life Is Like a Movie ...... well, for me, at least
My momma finally turned the heater on for the first time this year. As i'm loving this delectable, artificial heat, it starts to overwhelm me. Its hot !! aiyah its hot !!! Its like a take-a-romp-in-the-pool-as-soon-as-you-get-home-from-school hotness !! I tried to turn it off, and it took me so freakin long to figure it out....i didn't need a poke in the bellybutton to see if i was done.
anywho, while i was waiting for the heat to calm down....i decided to revel in the freak-accidentiness of the heat. And.....since i was home alone >=) , i proceeded to turn up the music ...................... and make spaghetti.
In my underwear. =)
There is something sinfully, unbelievably fun about dancing around in your underwear. I dont know what it is !! But as i was sliding around in my leg warmers, my tighty whities, and oversized shirt, i simply felt so free. So free of these adult responsibilities and societal norms. I felt like for once in a long time, i was allowed to be me and just me. So i grabbed the wooden spoon, lip-synced along to my music, and danced and slid around the kitchen floor till i got dizzy. And boYYyy !!! was it fun !!!!
Edna Pontellier may have gotten to go swimming in the ocean, but man, that aint Sh*t compared to underwear dancing. HA ! its so good that i wont have to commit suicide at the end of my story. No no, i get to make spaghetti. And i get to pretend to be Tom Cruise in sunglasses sliding into the doorway....although i have no idea what that movie is because it was way before my time. HA! but i bet joe knows cuz he's so old... hehe. I think i'll ask him later tonight . =)
posted by
Laura at 5:12 PM
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